Because I secretly enjoy these. And cannot come up with titles. (sorry Lilith)
I apologize to anyone who actually reads through this whole thing.

Pick ten of your original characters.

1)Jasmine (F)
2)Horu (M)
3)Briar (F)
4)Jericho (M)
5)Abaddon (M)
6)Naamah (F)
7)Zepar (M)
8)Kokabiel (M)
9)Seraphina (F)
10)Seere (F)


1. 1,3,5,6 each want to kill 4. Why?

Weeeeelll..... Briar pretty much wants to kill everyone, and Jasmine occasionally has problem distinguishing between friend and foe. Naamah's a jealous bitch. Jericho is obviously just confuzled. Abaddon just enjoys it.

2. 1 thinks 8 is gay. Whats 8's reaction?

Jasmine: GIRLY MAN!
Kokbiel: *sigh* I know... You got any chocolate?

3. 5 and 6 each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!!?!?!?!?

Abaddon: VICTORY SHALL BE MINE, WENCH!
Naamah: *smiles provocatively*
Abaddon: *ahem* Yes, well... I will crush you... With my hobo... Hobo death beam... Of... Death? *twitch*
Naamah: *sashays away*
Abaddon: Damnit... Wait! Come back! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!!

4. 1 tries to kiss 2,3,4,5 and 6,they let him/her?

Horu would be in heaven, Briar would be mightily confused, Jericho's a playa' anyway, Abaddon would get a lil' too excited, and Naamah would eat Jazz's face.

5. 7 gets a bazooka and starts shooting at everyone,who will survive?

No one... Zepar has a lot o' pent up anger. And very bad aim.

6. 4 dies,how does 1 and 10 react to it?

Jasmine goes on a killing rampage (which is pretty much her reaction to any emotional situation) and Seere laughs maniacly for eight hours. She and Jericho don't really get along since he poked her eyes out...

7. MKFan jumped out of nowhere in the middle of the quiz,how does everyone react to it?

(basic reaction to any new person)
Jasmine: OMG WTF?!?!?
Horu: *stoic stare*
Briar: Why hello there. > : D
Jericho: Are you lost? In need of assistance? Here, have a crumpet; fresh from the oven! <3
Abaddon: You... You must die. *twitch twitch*
Naamah: Mmmmm... *blinks lazily*
Zepar: Yum... Have you met my sister?
Kokabiel: *bites head off* *munch*
Seere: *sniff sniff* Ehhh... *looses interest*

8. If 2 asked a random question to 10,what would 10 answer?

Horu: Have you ever uh... Accidentally... Had sex with your sister?
Seere: *cocks head* WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY CAVE! OUT! OOOOOUUUUT! YOU'LL SCARE AWAY ALL THE BUGGLIES!

9. 6 is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword he can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9's boogers. Does he make a reach for the sword, and can he fight back against the monster?

Yeeeeaaaaaaah, no swords for Naamah. We're not gonna talk about how she gets outa that situation. Ewwww...

10. 1, 6, and 7 go to muligans to play lazer tag. But 7 forgot to call 3 and 4 to tell them they were going. When they get back 7 finally realizes they forgot to call. What is 3 and 4's reaction when 1, 6, and 7 return?

Jasmine: That kicked ASS!
Naamah: You mean I kicked ass. You just sorta sucked. Mmmm... Suck...
Zepar: Mmmm.... Ass...
Briar: WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN!?!? I WAS STUCK WITH THIS PANSY FOR FIVE FUCKING HOURS!!!
Jericho: Cupcakes anyone? *totally oblivious*
Briar: GAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

11. 3 thinks 7 is MADLY in love with him/her. But 7 likes 9! What is 3's reaction?

Briare: The more the merrier! <3

12. 6,8 and 4 have sexy time. Is it sexy?

Yes. Yes it is.
(Jericho=utltimatesexysexygoodness)

13. 6,8 and 4 are all eating cake. Who poisioned it?

Kokabiel: OMNOMOMMOMONOMOMONOMOMONOMO. *impervious to poison*
Jericho: Well, I usually like to do the baking myself, but this is quite deli... *falls over*
Naamah: *rubs hands together* MWUAHAHAAAAAHAAA!!! And now to renact number 12.

14. Someone passes out fortune cookies. 2 gets one that says 'The person next to you is evil'. What does 2 do to number 5, who is right next to them?

Horu: *innocent puppy eyes* Dad, are you evil?
Abaddon: Why of course son. Such a silly boy... Now finish your lo mein, and we'll go kill your girlfriend and commit multiple acts of questionable content.
Horu: Okay!

15.The Nargles are attacking 7 and 8. What does 3 do?

Joins the Nargles for a feast of course.

16. Make up an e-mail address for 6.

iluvmybro2much@g-mael.net

17. What would you do if 9 suddenly paid you a visit?

Run screaming into the night for fear of being mistaken for a mutant.

18. What subject would 1 teach if s/he were a teacher/professor? Would s/he be good at it?

Jasmine: Welcome to Family Living 101. Chapter one. Well... Well I certainly didn't do that... Or that... Or that... Or.. that... OH! Did that... Oh, no I didn't... Oh my... tch, tch... There's no mention of incest or killing in here at all. Guess we'll be wingin' it!

19. 4 is walking home when s/he sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against his/her legs. Will s/he kick it away, or take it home?

Being a warm, fuzzy creature himself, Jericho promptly takes it home and feeds it copious amounts of chocolate, after which it becomes obese and even cuter.

20. If you had the chance to rewrite 1's life, how would you change it?

Well... Considering how messed up it is, perchance... Althogh I'm the one who made it messed up in the first place.

21. 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

(OMG SEXY IF NOT FOR THE INCEST!)
*disgusting kissing noises*
Seere: What the hell?!? WHO'S IN MY CAVE!?! GOD DAMNIT I WILL FIND YOU! TOO MEEE MY BUGGLIES, TO MEE!!! FIND THE INTRUD... OOF! *trips over engtangled bodies*

22. 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who do they chose?

Briar: Hmmmmm...
Jericho: *gulp*
Briar: Ehhh...
Kokabiel: *still eating poisoned cake*
Briar: Lowlife...
Seraphina: *glower* I will destroy you, you monster.
Briar: SOLD! BRING IT ON BITCH, I LIKE IT ROUGH! *tackles*
Seraphina: WTF!?!

23. 7 challenges 1 to staring contest, why? And who wins?

To prove his manliness. Zepar looses. Terribly. He was a bit distracted by Jasmine's *ahem* assets.

24. If you had to pick a video game character to pair up with 4, who would you choose?

Talim. Jericho needs someone innocent but strong to counterbalance his womanizing but true-hearted tendencies.

25. 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Arm wrestling. Lots and lots of arm wrestling.

26. 9 and 2 are depressed, why?

Welz, they both sorta need to kill the person they love most in the world... Annnnnnd half o' Horu's face is gone. That can be a bit of a downer.

27. 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

He promptly walks back out after deciding that the room holds no delicious cake.

28. Think 8 could be a super model?

Uhhh... No. He's a little deformed.

29. They all get involved into an epic brawl (not the video game), and only one of them survives, who won?

Jericho. He stood passively to the side while Jasmine/Briar killed everyone, and eventually imploded on herself/themselves.

31. One of them falls in love with you, which one?

Eh, probably Horu as Jasmine's underlying personalty is based off of my own.

32. GENDER SWAP! What happens?

Not much... Horu finally embraces his love of pink and corsets. Seere becomes that creepy blind dude down the street who hates cats. Kokabiel sprials into depression after findng that he can never look good in heels and no dress will ever fit him. Naamah and Zepar look exactly the same as before. Abaddon becomes a dominatrix. Jericho dons a frilly apron and never removes it. Ever.

33. 2 posted a picture of 1 and 10 making out on the Internet! What happens?

Jasmine: Horu, what the hell? Did you photoshop this!?!
Horu: I thought it'd be hot...
Jasmine: She's trying to fucking kill me, not fucking... Fuck... me...
Horu: *sheepish grin* I knoooooow...

34. JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION!!!

The lion promptly leaves after realizing that he is surrounded by ten highly pissed off dragons.

35.New scenario= 3 is driving down a lonely road with 1 in the back seat. The car breaks down, and they ask to stay at a roadside house. What happens?

*knock knock*
House owner: Yes? Oh, hello young lady!
Jasmine: Uh, hi. Yes, hello... Um, yeah, we broke down in the road a few miles back, and we were wondering if you could put us up for the night?
House owner: Ah, sure sure, anything for a pretty face. So, where's your friend?
Jasmine: Ah, she's right here. *whispers* Don't talk to her, she's a little unhappy right now.
Briar: UNHAPPY? UNHAPPY?!?!? FUCKING HELL! I'M A LITTLE MORE THAN "UNHAPPY!" WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THE HOOD WAS SMOKING!?!?
Jasmine: I DID! YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME!
Briar: STOP YELLING AT ME BITCH!
Jasmine: YOU WANNA GO, YOU CRAZY WHORE?!?
Briar: BRING IT ON!!!!
Houe owner: *slowly closes door*

36. Nuther new scenario= imagine 2 has a bride, if he or she didn't already, and a baby is born. 3 is asked to babysit. What happens?

Briar: Hush lil' baby don't say a word, Briar's gonna by you a mocking bird. And if that mocking bird don't sing, Briar's gonna ring it's skinny lil' neck. Why're you crying? O-okay... Calm down. You're getting a little loud. Quiet... Quiet down now. Quiet... GRAAAAAAAWR! SHUT UP YOU TINY LITTLE BASTARD!!! I'LL EAT YOU! DON'T THINK I WON'T!

37. If x = 7+3 then what must X equal? Furthermore, what is the point of this question?

x=Cake. Delicous narcotic cake.

38. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 1?

Ummmm... Neither. Jasmine's too flighty and Naamah would sleep with everyone.

39. Do you think 2 is hot?

Yes. Yes I do.

40. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?

*sigh* Hard question. Morally he'd side with Jericho, but he simply can't disobey Abaddon.

41. 1 gets a paper cut. What is the immediate reaction?

Jasmine: Oh my. I'm bleeding. Oh my. I'm bleeding a lot. Hm that kinda hur... MOTHER FUCKER! MOTHERFUCKINGSONOFABITCHBURNINHELLFORAllETERNITYDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!!!

42. 5, 3, 2, and 8 are waiting for the bus. Write the conversation they have until the bus arrives.

Horu: *whistles cheerfully*
Abaddon: Be quiet, my daring. The son of a dictator does not merrily whistle.
Briar: So the son of a dictator takes the bus to buy bananas at Food Lion?
Abaddon: No, the son of a dictator usurps vehicles and kills their passengers for his own enjoyment before traveling to heavily populated areas to cause UNADULTERADED MAYHEM! MWWUAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Briar: *stare*
Horu: I have low potasium levels. *smiles happily*
Abaddon: *slaps self in head*
Kokabiel: I like cake.
Abaddon: Shutup you imbecile.

43. The quiz is over! Now what?

Uhhhhh.... Now I finally read Lilith's quiz. XD